*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy
dadd:
That’s a portal
white person: *farts on camera*
ellen: ‘well I just loved your video! here’s 10 thousand dollars to get your life started!’
when your clothes order arrives and everything looks great and you don’t have to return anything
me: I love minding my own business!
something: happens
me:
this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
6ium:
not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve
what language is this
when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been
i miss this
The first line in this news story is so dramatic
